Then

Then high winds meant the plane I was to take arrived late.
Then the flight was full so we took longer to board.
Then there was a delay in the the push back from the gate.
Then I missed the connection in L.A.
Then I found out the next flight was 24 hours later.
Then I was last in the queue to get an overnight hotel.
Then it took an hour to get to the front of the queue.
Then I got to the hotel and was told I was not staying at the Sheraton, but rather at the Four Points by Sheraton.
Then I walked with my luggage to the Four Points.
Then the Four Points told me they were full.
Then I had to go back to the airport to get another hotel.
Then I was told to wait downstairs for their shuttle and someone would call when they arrived.
Then half an hour passed and I was still at the airport and all alone.
Then I called the hotel and was told the shuttles stopped at 2am and that it was now 2:30.
Then I was told to taxi or Uber.
Then I went back to the United desk to complain but it was closed.
Then I saw the hotel is 2 minutes away but taxis charge $15 minimum.
Then I downloaded the Uber app.
Then the Uber driver called me.
Then my phone disconnected in the middle of the call when it ran out of juice.
Then I foraged at the airport for an electrical power point.
Then I called the Uber driver and he took me to the hotel.
Then I saw he charged me $15.
Then I went to the toilet, and it was amazing.